Miss Dynamite’s election blackmail: Double or nothing!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 10:58 pm
The Conservatives have won the Canadian election but will remain a minority government. So as promised, if Obama wins the American presidential election, instead of drawing one pic, I will draw a two page comic of Eva and Blackie doing the nasty.
The only thing that pisses me off is that stupid bitch Maria Mourani (who wants to ban alcohol and porn) was re-elected by 21 votes in Ahuntsic.
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on October 15th, 2008 at 2:10 AM
The anticipation is killing me.
on October 15th, 2008 at 6:19 AM
we did our part America! Now it’s your turn! – Jg21me
on October 15th, 2008 at 11:49 AM
It’s a done deal on our end, never fear.
If you have any more doubts, watch what happens after the last debate tonight.
on October 15th, 2008 at 3:33 PM
Now, the real question here is, are we going off the popular vote, or the actual election which is held behind closed doors, public not welcome? (I speak of course of the Electoral College.)
on October 15th, 2008 at 7:22 PM
I’d say the actual election…Otherwise we might simply base this on polls…
on October 15th, 2008 at 9:01 PM
Who wins the presidency obviously.
on October 15th, 2008 at 9:21 PM
do you know how pissed i will be if not only obama doesnt win, but if i get cheated out of this comic as well!
anyways i do feel confindent that obama will win the way things are going. but im not count my chickens before they hatch.
watching the debate as we speak. Obama better bring me my Eva x Blackie goodies!
on October 16th, 2008 at 12:31 AM
You could always pay for it. That works too, I bet.
on October 16th, 2008 at 4:55 AM
Could I move to Canada with you Sirkowsky if McCain wins? Because I’m not sure if I’m still going to want to live in USA if McCain wins.
on October 16th, 2008 at 2:03 PM
No you can’t. Stay and fix this mess. ;-p
on October 16th, 2008 at 3:04 PM
Hey Sirkowski,
Any chance this new comic can be with the threesome page you already did (Eva, Blackie, and melody).
on October 16th, 2008 at 4:25 PM
Nope.
on October 16th, 2008 at 5:37 PM
Will this comic be considered cannon?
on October 16th, 2008 at 6:32 PM
Neither.
Jeez X-D serious business!
on October 16th, 2008 at 7:15 PM
Obama has Blackie’s vote XD
on October 16th, 2008 at 7:22 PM
Will they be completely naked at a certain point during the comic? (no stockings, high heels, etc)
on October 16th, 2008 at 7:43 PM
“Obama has Blackie’s vote”
omg that’s racist! (j/k)
Nothing except tube socks.
on October 16th, 2008 at 9:45 PM
tube sock porn! awesome! lol
- jg21me
on October 16th, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Pfft its still not worth it i fucking hate Obama, hes a retard, so is McCain we have no good choices, pfft like we ever did anyway and WTF why Obama wana ban CCW?Fucking prick!
on October 16th, 2008 at 11:40 PM
Someone’s butthurt because Obama’s gonna ban the Countryside Council for Wales.
on October 16th, 2008 at 11:56 PM
Anonymous needs to learn how to spell!
I propose we cut funding for the space program by 90%, stop sending shit to Mars and pump all that extra money into the education system!
on October 17th, 2008 at 2:02 AM
so the north of Montreal is like Staten Island for us New York City people?
on October 17th, 2008 at 3:01 AM
What the hell is the Countryside Council for Wales?
on October 17th, 2008 at 3:12 AM
Speaking as a Welshy, I can honestly say we do not deserve a Countryside Council.
Srsly.
on October 17th, 2008 at 3:58 AM
Hey Anonymous, I’d rather enjoy reducing the chances running into people in the US who would be CCW (carrying concealed weapons)… but then again, I’m just concerned for my own safety; what do I know? -_-
also, ran across this Economist article about how the election would go if it were open to the whole world… http://www.economist.com/vote2008/index.cfm?source=most_commented
on October 17th, 2008 at 12:18 PM
If they outlaw Porn and Booze what are we gonna do for fun?
on October 17th, 2008 at 1:17 PM
We’ll become conservatives and jerk each others off in the public bathrooms.
on October 17th, 2008 at 1:21 PM
And I don’t know enough about Staten Island to compare.
on October 18th, 2008 at 2:39 AM
Concealed weapons are overrated.
They fall into the “weed” trap. That is to say, it is legal to SMOKE marijauana, but it isn’t legal to POSSESS- but you have to possess it to smoke it.
Hiding guns on your person may make you feel safe, but you can’t take a concealed weapon to 95% of places you may frequent that have that stupid, Ghostbuster-looking “No Guns” sticker on the door. It pretty much invaladates the point of having that privelage, because in the end, you really don’t.
on October 19th, 2008 at 3:37 PM
Man, busy as can be, but going to step up the social engineering… One thing; Look at “Armchairsubersive.org” a list of Republican child molesters. Know how to make a “Quarter zine”, one standard page, double side copy = 8 pages? Make these of that and spread them around the last few weeks. It’s beating the republicans at their own game; By disgusting a majority of people in the processs, their target audience the “Moralists/Reactionaries” have a better sway giving them the few votes they actually get.
But they got too greedy this time. Not any pork to the churches, to their issues, they kept asking for stuff that conflicted with big business. Keeping Shcavio alive versus medical firms that want to kill vegetables who’s families can’t pay the bills. Outlawing abortion and stem cell research versus international companies working on using that material for an anti-agapic treatment…
Remind them of why they lost faith in Dubya and the Republicans. They’ll not vote Obama, but they’ll not vote in protest or vote for some ’3rd party’ spoiler. This is what Repubs try to get Democrats to do.
on October 19th, 2008 at 7:26 PM
bwa?
banning what where now?
on October 20th, 2008 at 1:22 AM
Sorry for the reference w/o explanation. Staten Island is where most of New York City’s “conservatives” (read; racist rebublican war-loving, progressive-hating, same sex marriage opposing fucktards) live because it is so underdeveloped and miles from the actual “city” part of this place. It is full of suburban white-flight ans NYPD thugs who always vote for that kind of candidate on our city council, our state senate, and our federal house of reps.
Check out New York City on google earth (I’ve been to and looked at Montreal many times and Quebec City …once). So here usually the other 4 counties (boroughs) can keep them shut the hell up, but the last 8 years have been a challenge. … Not to mention the fuking aged boomer PUMAs all over the place now.
Oh, and i got some communion wafers for you…
on October 20th, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Ah, you mean my comment about Maria Mourani re-election? She’s actually not conservative. No conservatives were elected in Montreal and its suburbs. Mourani’s rational behind prohibition is progressive. But it’s still wrong and stupid. Nobody in her party agrees with her one that. I doubt even the people who voted for her knows she’s a prohibitionnist.
on October 20th, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Full o typos
on October 24th, 2008 at 7:44 PM
Heh, obama just had some more little (small) gains in the polls. Were I you I’d start drawing. :)
on October 24th, 2008 at 9:51 PM
So you’re going to work pegging Sarah “GILF” Palin into this two page spread, right? And an Obama and Clinton giving a thumbs up in the corner.
That would be the tits.
on October 24th, 2008 at 10:54 PM
Palin porn? Barf!
After those 5 kids, her vagina must be so hollow she can call moose with it.
on November 2nd, 2008 at 4:50 PM
I wouldn’t mind seeing a Eva/Blackie/Palin Flash after the election. I can just picture it now…
Miss Dynamite’s Election Rejection!
Use different weapons to knock her back to Alaska – baseball bats, dynamite, cannons… you get the idea. The more tries it takes, the higher your score!
on November 5th, 2008 at 11:47 PM
Yo, Sirkowski! The O-man pulled it off by a landslide! We’ll be waiting with pants at our ankles for that comic…