I need some help translating some American hood speak into French “Cités” speak. I can parody Parisian french, or Marseille, but not french ghetto. It’s not much, give it a try in the comments. -Represent!-Sirkowski’s in dah house!-Testify!-I’ve got shit loads of AKs at half price!-What the fuck is going on?

For those who don’t know, in the days of the Miss Dynamite forum, Kalashnikov would sometimes appear out of nowhere, bearing gifts of awesome fanart. And so did he yesterday.

After the Eva Real Doll®, here comes the creepy BlackieBot. Run Eva!

I’m looking for a colorist to do “flats” on around 16 pages. I’m paying 20$ a page. I’m not necessarily looking for a professional, but you need to have experience with Photoshop and coloration. You also need a computer able to run Photoshop with 600dpi color docs. “Paint bucket” painters need not apply, it’s a [...]

I might as well just explain the recent lack of activity on the website. I haven’t been feeling too well these past two weeks. I haven’t been diagnosed yet, but it’s probably a depression. I’ve seen a doctor to treat my lack of sleep. I’ll probably need to see him again or another one to [...]

Don’t call PeTA, it looks worse than it really is. Ratzi has an infection on his hind paws. My other rats never any problems but I guess Ratzi’s feet are too sensitive to the metal bars flooring. He’s not on antibiotics and I removed all the metal flooring. Everything is being taken care of. Anyway, [...]

Blackie kicked that PS2 so hard she messed up the color alignement.

Rule 34 of Eva, Samus Aran from Metroid and Cynthia from Pokémon, drawn by Incognito Anonymous. NSFW, obviously. Also, the other day I found a bunch of old fanart on DeviantArt that I either forgot to upload or were never sent to me. The fanart section is about 35mb in size, it’s pretty big. If [...]