It’s amazing how robot technology has come. Also, I find if funny in a way that when we think of robots here in the West, it’s surveillance drones or unmanned combat units, while in Japan, they’re forming expressions, serving tea or shaking hands. Who knows, if it’s not China or India who’s the next superpower, maybe it’ll be the next evolutionary step up!
——– *A scientist is giving a lecture on his latest invention, the first female robot*
Scientist: This robot is one of the most advanced… Random Student: Can you fuck it? Scientist: Excuse me? Student: Can you fuck it? Scientist: No.
*All of the (male) students leave the room* ——–
In other words, sex still sells. (although I will admit that I’ve purchased some films and other media based on other aspects of their ‘promotional campaign(s)’… Mmm, Buzzsaw Girl)
@Branch-me-do
Are we afraid of a little competition? 7:^)
You are aware that while the boys are playing with their new toys, the ‘smarter sex’ can finally take a sledgehammer to that ‘glass ceiling’, aren’t you?
Besides, there are B166ER* things to worry about right now (like a certain global economy).
But, yeah, thanks for the link, Sirk. I’m sure that Eva will put it to good use. (ie destroying a certain RealDoll along with its owner) ~_^
As for the robot. The porn industry will get there hands and create something far better. Just give them time. Cause remeber on average companies producing sex toys get more funding then most of the uncurable dieases get. it’s life great? -Jg21me
I’m pretty sure they were sort of thinking of the porn industry with this. I mean, she’s kinda busty for a Japanese girl. Although the plastic is too hard to bounce.
on March 18th, 2009 at 4:18 PM
Hmmm. I bet I know what that dude with the beard uses her for (all those amazing facial servos? Come on :D ).
on March 18th, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Surely Japanese women are oppressed enough already with the rape and cum baths and poo eating that they don’t need robot substitutes?
on March 18th, 2009 at 8:11 PM
why are non of these robots male? do they not get why we think they are creepy pervs (like we arnt)
on March 19th, 2009 at 12:42 PM
It’s amazing how robot technology has come. Also, I find if funny in a way that when we think of robots here in the West, it’s surveillance drones or unmanned combat units, while in Japan, they’re forming expressions, serving tea or shaking hands. Who knows, if it’s not China or India who’s the next superpower, maybe it’ll be the next evolutionary step up!
on March 19th, 2009 at 12:46 PM
@Anonymous
I think Robot Chicken said it best:
——–
*A scientist is giving a lecture on his latest invention, the first female robot*
Scientist: This robot is one of the most advanced…
Random Student: Can you fuck it?
Scientist: Excuse me?
Student: Can you fuck it?
Scientist: No.
*All of the (male) students leave the room*
——–
In other words, sex still sells. (although I will admit that I’ve purchased some films and other media based on other aspects of their ‘promotional campaign(s)’… Mmm, Buzzsaw Girl)
@Branch-me-do
Are we afraid of a little competition? 7:^)
You are aware that while the boys are playing with their new toys, the ‘smarter sex’ can finally take a sledgehammer to that ‘glass ceiling’, aren’t you?
Besides, there are B166ER* things to worry about right now (like a certain global economy).
But, yeah, thanks for the link, Sirk. I’m sure that Eva will put it to good use. (ie destroying a certain RealDoll along with its owner) ~_^
*Animatrix reference, if you’re interested.
on March 19th, 2009 at 1:35 PM
I think what it said in Japanese was ” My mission is to terminate John Conner.”
on March 20th, 2009 at 1:03 PM
OMG! My worst nightmare comes true Seriously.
How the Fuck are they going to make it look human with teeth! Good god were all doomed! doomed!
On a serious note this is just creepy.. Robots should not look human.
and Macabre LOL THATS funny..
on March 21st, 2009 at 5:19 AM
lol macabre lol
As for the robot. The porn industry will get there hands and create something far better. Just give them time.
Cause remeber on average companies producing sex toys get more funding then most of the uncurable dieases get. it’s life great?
-Jg21me
on March 22nd, 2009 at 6:39 PM
I’m pretty sure they were sort of thinking of the porn industry with this. I mean, she’s kinda busty for a Japanese girl. Although the plastic is too hard to bounce.
on March 22nd, 2009 at 7:51 PM
It will work great until it goes into ‘malfunction mode’, closes all its motors and bites some guy’s cock end off.
on March 23rd, 2009 at 8:08 AM
It will work great until it goes into ‘malfunction mode’, closes all its motors and bites some guy’s cock end off.
That call’s for a remake of ‘Westworld’. Only it’s a sex resort where all the sex robots revolt against the Rush Limbaugh type patrons of the resort.
on March 23rd, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Given this latest advancement, the future that Masamune Shirow imagined is looking pretty good…and has a nice ass. ;-)
on March 28th, 2009 at 8:05 AM
the real question is, can you have sex with it?
on June 8th, 2009 at 8:26 PM
Video removed by user?