How To Train Your Dragon: AlQaeda propaganda
Wednesday, April 7, 2010 at 4:57 pm
I knew it! I knew when I saw How To Train Your Dragon last week that some conservative bloggin’ tard would be offended by that movie.
How to Train Your Dragon is about Vikings learning that dragons aren’t evil and that if humans stop fearing them we can all live together in harmony. I knew that in a paranoid and intolerant mind, this would translate into: The Vikings are the Israelis and the Dragons are Palestinian terrorists. If the Israelis stop fearing and hurting the Palestinian terrorists, we can all live together in harmony.
The honor of releasing teh stupid belongs to the corporate welfare queen Jonah Goldberg, a Jew who’s never met a Christian anti-semite he didn’t like, as long as they hate Muslims just as bad.
My long-standing complaint against this sort of story — aside from its being a complete cliché — is that it teaches kids there’s no such thing as monsters.
When you put your kids to bed, tuck them in real tight and SCREAM IN THEIR FACE, “WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU, FAGGOT!” Then knee them in the face, POW! “PAIN MAKES YOUR STRONGER!” Then kill your kid’s puppy and eat it together raw while yelling WOLVERINES!!!
Great movie btw.
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on April 7th, 2010 at 6:18 PM
Stupid blogger is stupid. She even goes on to rant about Sesame Street having an agenda.
“When you put your kids to bed, tuck them in real tight and SCREAM IN THEIR FACE, “WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU, FAGGOT!” Then knee them in the face, POW! “PAIN MAKES YOUR STRONGER!” Then kill your kid’s puppy and eat it together raw while yelling WOLVERINES!!!”
LMFAO Epic! Sirkowski will you tuck me in tonight please? I want to experience that level of pure awesome.
on April 7th, 2010 at 10:38 PM
“…a refreshing and more realistic ending would have had the Vikings enlisting their new, fire-breathing pets in a massive invasion of Europe, laying waste to all they saw and bringing the hated Christians to heel. Because that’s really what Vikings do.”
Wow if they had this in that movie, I would have watched it.
on April 8th, 2010 at 2:44 AM
Actually, I didn’t think the article was too bad – just complaining about all the bad guys in kids’ movies being softened down into misunderstood victims.
That last line about Vikings hating Christians though… think he needs to check his facts – there WERE NO CHRISTIANS AROUND when the Vikings were doing there thing. In fact… guess what happened at the end of the Viking era: “…those who did not give up paganism were banished, with others he (Olaf II of Norway) cut off their hands or their feet or extirpated their eyes, others he ordered hanged or decapitated, but did not leave unpunished any of those who did not want to serve God” (Wikipedia).
on April 8th, 2010 at 3:13 AM
That last paragraph is the best thing ever written.
on April 8th, 2010 at 8:58 PM
i h8 when people pickout crap like this more so for a kids movie