A question asked on Facebook.

Carlos Iacuccio posted:
I got a question. In Miss Dynamite XVII I always wanted to know what song was playing when Eva was playing the guitar and the song when Eva.. uhh strips off.
For like years I’ve tried to find out

This is the episode of Blackie’s fake dating sim.

At one point Eva plays the guitar on “La Poupée Qui Fait Non” (the doll who says no), an old French pop song about a girl who always says no.

The song is from French composer Michel Polnareff, but I used the version of Quebec’s Les Sultans because it’s a bit more rock than the original.

Later, Eva puts on a record (for ya kids, those are the vinyl discs we used to listen to music, pops and scratches) of Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin’s “Je T’aime Moi Non Plus”. Warning NSFW audio!

Unless you can’t take a hint, this song is about fucking. The bass line is seriously wicked. If you’re wondering what kind of composer Gainsbourg was, here’s one of his song about a girl who loves sucking on… lollipops. Lollipops shaped like dildos, SRLY check it out!

Sad Fact: At the origin, the episode was supposed to be a genuine dating sim. But I realized a game where it’s impossible to win kinda sucks (dating Eva is always gonna end with a Game Over screen) and my knowledge of programming is limited and for what I know, I hate programming.