Day of Debauchery & Gluttony

Sunday, July 31, 2011 at 3:57 pm

August 6 is Rick Perry’s Day of Fast and Prayer. Why? Because Republicans have run out of ideas and are reverting to paleolithic shamanism. Next? Ron Paul’s gold standard and the Philosopher’s Stone…

So some people are (loosely) organizing a day of debauchery and gluttony. I like that idea because:
1) Eating a lot is American. Fasting is for Communists who wait in line for beets.
2) Buying more food is good for the economy.
3) The economy is more important than Jesus.

And even better, since I have a party schedule that day, I won’t even have to do any effort. So I’ll help by being lazy. Fuck yeah!

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7 Comments on “Day of Debauchery & Gluttony”

  1. Ariel
    on August 1st, 2011 at 2:38 AM

    Ahahahaha x)
    *a favourite Sirkowski blog post*

  2. killernat
    on August 1st, 2011 at 7:41 AM

    but i like beets

  3. Sirkowski
    on August 1st, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    Yeah, beets are cool.

  4. Lovecraftian Lolicon
    on August 1st, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    ‘Paleolithic Shamanism’

    I lol’d at this. Hard.

  5. Ronin
    on August 2nd, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    Just encase anyone is looking, I actually have a Philosopher’s stone if they want to borrow it.

  6. Sirkowski
    on August 2nd, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    How many Smurfs did you kill for it?

  7. Mark Kaplan
    on August 3rd, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Thanks for spreading the word Sébastien!

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